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14 November 2011 Published in Humor

Being Blonde & Being from California has some serious stereotypes attached to it...

... But you'd never image it could be this serious...

blonde shot by biscuit

KILLER BISCUITS WANTED FOR ATTEMPTED MURDER

(The actual AP Headline)

Blonde Shot By Killer Biscuit
Lisa Burnett, 23, a resident of San Diego, was visiting her in-laws. and while there went to a nearby supermarket to pick up some groceries. Several people noticed her sitting in her ear with the windows rolled up and and with eyes closed. with both hands behind the back of her head.

One customer who had been at the store for a while came concerned and walked over to the car. He noticed that Lisa's eyes were now open, and that hse looked very strange. He asked her of she was okay and Lisa replied that she'd been shot in the back of the head, and had been jioldinger her baind in for over an hour.

The man called the paramedics, who broke into the car because the doors were locked and Lisa refused to remove her hands fom her head. When they finally got in, they found that Lisa had a wad of bread dough on the back of her head... A Pillsbury biscuit canister had exploded from the heat, making a loud noise that sounded like a gunshot, and the wad of dough hit her in the back of her head. When she reached back to find out what it was, she felt the dough and thought that is was her brains.

She initially passed out, but quickly recovered and tried to hold her brains in for over an house until someone noticed and came to her aid.

Lisa is blonde.

08 January 2010 Published in Humor

The Best 2009 Video Compilation of the Best 2009 Fail Videos... EverThe Best 2009 Video of the Best 2009 Fail Videos

It's 7 minutes long, but considering 2009 was 525,000 minutes long and you made it through that, make some time.

19 August 2009 Published in Humor

Another New York Crack Head

Yeah, Another Day in New York
Another Screaming New York, NY Crack Head Video

As we continue to come across more Crack Heads in New York, we will continue to post them.

08 July 2009 Published in Humor

Babies that Skate (better than me)Roller Skating Babies

This one has to win an award.

01 July 2009 Published in Humor

The Number One Reason You Shouldn't Be a Crack Head or Get to Close to One.

22 January 2009 Published in Humor

As a parent of two children, you may never know what might happen if you do not double check your child's work and see what, exactly, they are submitting. It may save you the time of having to explain things...

07 November 2008 Published in Humor

Number 1 Reason Not to Brush Your Teeth in The Dark

Number 1 Reason Not to Brush Your Teeth in The Dark

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