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Thursday, 21 January 2016 10:38

Snowpocalypse 2016

Written by The Super Geek

Hide Yo Bread, Hide Yo Milk, Hide Yo Eggs

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Tuesday, 19 January 2016 16:50

How to properly handle a bitch fit

Written by The Super Geek

Wanna Get High? World Fastest & Highest Freefall Attempt

Skydiver Felix Baumgartner breaks sound barrier in death-defying free-fall

Daredevil jumps from 24 miles up in world's first successful attempt at a supersonic skydive!

And Southpark's Towlie is there to witness it all.


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Macys Herald Square NYMacy's it sucks when the guy next door buys a New Ferrari that makes your Aged Mercedes look like a busted up old Pinto.

Time to catch up in Herald Square NY, you are begninning to show your age.

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High Definition Video Captured of Venus as it Passes Across the Face of the Sun Caught by the Solar Dynamics Observatory

Ultra-high Definition Video of 2012 Venus Transit Across the SunLaunched on Feb. 11, 2010, the Solar Dynamics Observatory, or SDO, is the most advanced spacecraft ever designed to study the sun.

During its five-year mission, it will examine the sun's atmosphere, magnetic field and also provide a better understanding of the role the sun plays in Earth's atmospheric chemistry and climate.  SDO provides images with resolution 8 times better than high-definition television and returns more than a terabyte of data each day.

On June 5 2012, SDO collected images of the rarest predictable solar event--the transit of Venus across the face of the sun. 

This event happens in pairs eight years apart that are separated from each other by 105 or 121 years.  The last transit was in 2004 and the next will not happen until 2117.

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Tuesday, 05 June 2012 07:37

AT&T Unlimited Data Plan Throttling

Written by The Super Geek

AT&T Wants to Throttle My Unlimited Data Plan!

AT&T Unlimited Data Plan Throttling

This morning I received a very disturbing text message from my friends at good 'ol AT&T. Their message was simple read this way:

ATT Free Msg: Your data usage has reached 3GB this month. Using more than 3GB in future billing cycles will result in reduced speeds. You can yadda yadda yadda...

This is the AT&T FU Data Message, as I read it:

Dear valueless AT&T customer, we realize that you signed a contract with us that started several years ago, and although you have 5 active devices with us and pay us in excess of $2500 a year in service plan fees that include an "UNLIMITED DATA PLAN" we are going to tighten the bandwidth thumbscrews on you and limit the speed in which we serve you. FU, have a nice day.

The Unlimited Data Plan contract I signed said just that, Unlimited Data In no place on that contract did it say "If we want to change the contract later on we can" because that is just, well, plain UNAMERICAN, and scummy. So at some later date, they, behind my back, renegotiated my contract to read, we can change the contract as we see fit.

In response to AT&T, I found it fitting that if their contract had an imaginary clause that said they can chage terms, well, then isn't it fair that my contract has some imaginary clauses, too?

  1. AT&T, if you throttle down my data rate , how's about I throttle down the rate in which I pay you?
  2. I deduct $1.00 off of my bill for every dropped call? Chances are, you'd owe me money at the end of the month.
  3. Every day the "No Service" message comes up, I prorate off that days charge.
  4. When my phone says E(dge) vs 3G in a confirmed 3G metro area, I pay you the proportional rate of bandwidth delivery, or about 20% of my plan rate.
  5. I charge you $75-100 per hour, my approximate book rate, whenever you make me wait to speak to one of those outsourced Indian service people that you can't understand, divided into 6 minute billing, of course. And 2 days of free service when ever that freaking call gets dropped.

AT&T if you want to continue collecting my money, I think it is wise choice for you to continue delivering the Unlimited Data Plan WE agreed to. Additionally, you should take some of that money and set up some cell towers that actually deliver uninterrupted cell service. Otherwise, you may find me changing my contract to CANCELLED.

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Monday, 21 May 2012 08:04

2 Greatest Football Plays Ever

Written by The Super Geek

Everyone loves a great football play.

best football playsI hate sports, I hate watching them. Why the hell would I waste 2 hours of my life when it only takes 20 seconds to pull up the final score on my iPhone? If something good were to happen in a game, they'll show me it on the news in the morning while I'm getting dressed.It's like Cliff's Notes for Sports.

But when cool or funny crap happens in a sporting event, I'm all for watching it. So here are the 2 best football plays to ever happen!

Quarterback Trick Play, QB Walks right plast the defense.

In this play the QB Snaps the ball & casually stands up and starts walking past them. The other team is so befuddled by this they just stare at him. When the Quarterback gets bast the first line of defensemen he makes a run for it.

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Sunday, 20 May 2012 15:05

Somebody Found Waldo

Written by The Super Geek

Wonder, "Where's Waldo?" He's been here the whole time.wheres waldo

Explains why he's been hiding. Who would want to be found waist deep in somebody's ass crack?

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Saturday, 19 May 2012 08:39

The Mark Zuckerberg Real Time Wealth-O-Meter

Written by The Super Geek

Mark Zuckerberg Is Now the Wealthiest Whipper Snapper In America.

With the IPO of Facebook behind us, everyone wants to know: Just how much freaking money did this kid walk away with?

Well when all was said & done and the yo-yo stopped bouncing.. $19.18 Billion Dollars.

For all of you working people that have busted your asses, at some job, for the last 20 years, I am here to put what you did and what he did, into perspective.

Mark Zuckerberg Facebook

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Tuesday, 15 May 2012 07:55

Deja Poo: Same Crap Different Day

Written by The Super Geek

Deja Poo Same Crap Different Day

Deja Poo: The feeling that you've heard this crap before.

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It will remind you that you're still alive.

Do one thing each month that scares the crap out of you

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Thursday, 10 May 2012 05:44

Best High Schools in America for 2012

Written by The Super Geek

The US News & World Reports Best High Schools in America for 2012 is out

Best high Schools in America 2012Every year US News & World Reports ranks the best schools in the country. Their list includes High Schools, Colleges, Universities, Grad Schools & online Schools.

This year, of the 22,000 ranked High Schools in America, 20 of the top 100 or 5% were from New York State, including the prestigious Bronx High School of Science, Queens High School for Science, Stuyvesant High School, and The Staten Island Technical High School.

Of those 20 top 100 New York High Schools, 4 of the top 100 were from Long Island. Those include Locust Valley, Jericho, South Side & Commack.

Schools were graded and ranked on the following criteria;

  • Teacher/Student Ratio
  • College Readiness
  • Math Proficiency
  • English Proficiency

Click to see the complete list of the Best High Schools in America.

Click to see the complete list of the Top Ranked High Schools in New York.

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Monday, 30 April 2012 07:35

PROOFREAD: Read Twice - Publish Once

Written by The Super Geek

Please Use Finger

Penis Broken Please Use Finger

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Monday, 30 April 2012 06:52


Written by The Super Geek

The Doctor Said It's Cooties...

...I Think You Should Get Yourself Checked.

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Monday, 23 April 2012 06:37

Don't Believe Everything You Think You Know

Written by The Super Geek

You may end up preventing fact & truth from entering your mind.

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Friday, 27 January 2012 08:32

VIDEO: Shit Long Islanders Say

Written by The Super Geek

As a Long Islander I have heard all of the Shit Long Islanders Say.

The folks at WBLI 106.1 were nice enough to immortalize some this this shit long islanders say into a comprehensive video. Video Stars Astra, Skye at Night, & John Migione of "Suffolk State of Mind" Fame.

Shit Long Islanders Say


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Wednesday, 28 December 2011 14:01

Sneezing Makes this Cute Kid Laugh

Written by The Super Geek

This cute kid laughing was so adorable I had to share it.Sneezing Makes Me Laugh

Please share it if it make you giggle too!



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Nothing says "I'm a Douche" more than being a dancer, making it to national TV, only to kick yourself in the head.

Moron Dancer Kicked Himself in the Head on National TV

Spandex Rhinestone Dance Outfit: $59.99

Plane Ticket to Hollywood: $249.00

Kicking yourself in the freaking head on TV: PRICELESS

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Monday, 14 November 2011 08:45

Blonde Fatally Shot by Killer Biscuit

Written by The Super Geek

Being Blonde & Being from California has some serious stereotypes attached to it...

... But you'd never image it could be this serious...

blonde shot by biscuit


(The actual AP Headline)

Blonde Shot By Killer Biscuit
Lisa Burnett, 23, a resident of San Diego, was visiting her in-laws. and while there went to a nearby supermarket to pick up some groceries. Several people noticed her sitting in her ear with the windows rolled up and and with eyes closed. with both hands behind the back of her head.

One customer who had been at the store for a while came concerned and walked over to the car. He noticed that Lisa's eyes were now open, and that hse looked very strange. He asked her of she was okay and Lisa replied that she'd been shot in the back of the head, and had been jioldinger her baind in for over an hour.

The man called the paramedics, who broke into the car because the doors were locked and Lisa refused to remove her hands fom her head. When they finally got in, they found that Lisa had a wad of bread dough on the back of her head... A Pillsbury biscuit canister had exploded from the heat, making a loud noise that sounded like a gunshot, and the wad of dough hit her in the back of her head. When she reached back to find out what it was, she felt the dough and thought that is was her brains.

She initially passed out, but quickly recovered and tried to hold her brains in for over an house until someone noticed and came to her aid.

Lisa is blonde.

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Friday, 08 October 2010 16:41

Dead Alive or Animitronic?

Written by The Super Geek

OK, this guy is:

A) Alive

B) Dead

C) Animitronic

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Thursday, 30 September 2010 05:09

Top 4 Slingshot Fail Videos

Written by The Super Geek

Sometimes human catastrophe is funny stuff, it is even funnier when there is a slingshot involved.

Here are some examples of Human + Slingshot = Stupid

#4 Getting Punched in the Nuts Sucks - The Slingshot Version is Worse

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