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Thursday, 22 March 2012 10:05

IMAGE GALLERY - 45 Greatest Asses in the World

Written by The Super Geek

Below is a gallery of the 45 World's Greatest Asses.

Feel free to comment or tell us your favorite.

Worlds Best Asses

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Mobile MicroPayments come to Smart Phones, for the a Charity, Service Worker, Politician, the 99% & more.

cell phone mobile payment systemWe are always on the look out for new technology that helps people in their daily lives, which can also make them money, which brings me to the 3d QR Code Powered TipCodes.com, the agnostic mobile payment system that works with QR Codes on iOS, Android, Windows Mobile, Blackberry & more. When we say agnostic, we don't mean that it doesn't believe in God, just that it is not platform dependent.

The service is designed help to waiters/waitresses, hotel bell hops, chamber maids, hotel concierge, counter workers, baristas, valet parkers, street performers, magicians, hair dressers, manicurists, charities, political fund raisers, schools, PTAs and temples accept payments, tips and donations from people armed with just a smart phone.

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Monday, 20 February 2012 11:48

Truth In Advertising

Written by The Super Geek

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When all you need is Liquid Crack....

All they give you is Piss...

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Wednesday, 15 February 2012 13:10

Sexy Bathroom Girl Pictures

Written by The Super Geek

Sexy Girls & Their Sexy Bathroom Pictures

The internet, among other things, has brought us... Pictures of girls, talking sexy posed pictures of themselves in the Bathroom... of all places.Sexy Bathroom Pictures

Historically, there are some sexy household places to take pictures, The Bedroom, Kitchen, Patio, Porch, but what is the infatuation with the bathroom.  Granted there is usually a conveniently placed mirror in there, but isn't this also the place we evacuate our bladders and bowels? The last thing that makes me think, "That's Hot" is a picture of a girl trying to look hot & sexy when there is a toilet in the background, the same one she drops the kids off in.

Next time you get all made up & glammed out, I'd like to you to know of how unsexy us men think it is and move to a more suitable place.

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Rick Santorum thinks babies born from rape & incest are "Gifts from God"

Just perhaps Rick Santorum should be raped a few times, have a basketball rectally inserted & then made to pass it... 

Rick Santorum Abortion

...you know, just so he can talk from experience vs where the basketball would be coming from.

It seems that there is a point that being so anti-abortion can push you across the line into being pro-devil.

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Date Rape

Say "No"...

to saying "Yes"...

to saying "No"...

it really wasn't date rape.

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Wednesday, 08 February 2012 11:53

The Truth Behind Low Slung Jeans - aka Low Riders

Written by The Super Geek

Low Slung Jeans - Low RidersFor all those that think it's cool to walk around with your low slung pants hanging below your butt..

Read the following explanation;

This trend was born in the United States' Jails...

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Friday, 27 January 2012 20:51

Don't let this happen to your tax return

Written by The Super Geek

Don't let this happen to you this year.

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Friday, 27 January 2012 20:21

The Budget deficit in simple English.

Written by The Super Geek

Here is the budget in simple terms.

Last election you voted & proved you weren't a racist.

Now its time to vote & prove you aren't an idiot.

 

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CubeStormer II solves the Rubik's Cube puzzle faster than the human world record.

The mechanics are constructed entirely from LEGO, including four MINDSTORMS NXT kits, with the addition of a Samsung Galaxy S II smartphone running a custom Android app as the robot's brain.

This ARM Powered robot was designed, built and programmed by Mike Dobson and David Gilday, creators respectively of CubeStormer http://youtu.be/eaRcWB3jwMo and Android Speedcuber http://youtu.be/ylFb4pqAUd8.

cube stormer robot solves rubiks cube

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Friday, 27 January 2012 08:32

VIDEO: Shit Long Islanders Say

Written by The Super Geek

As a Long Islander I have heard all of the Shit Long Islanders Say.

The folks at WBLI 106.1 were nice enough to immortalize some this this shit long islanders say into a comprehensive video. Video Stars Astra, Skye at Night, & John Migione of "Suffolk State of Mind" Fame.

Shit Long Islanders Say

 

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Thursday, 26 January 2012 14:59

Ferris Bueller Sequel Video Trailer Tease

Written by The Super Geek

The trailer tease for Ferris Bueller 2, the movie sequel that took 25 years to make.

IMDB shows nothing on it as of 01/25/2012, suspicion is that they are waiting on the Super Bowl Announcement but after 25 years it appears there is a Ferris Bueller Sequel the works.

ferris-bueller-2-sequel

 

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Friday, 06 January 2012 16:05

The Subaru Brat WTF Were you Thinking?

Written by The Super Geek

Subaru Actually Made a Pickup Truck With Seats in the Bed, Without Seat Belts.

Who Remembers the Subaru Brat? Who Remembered Safety, Apparently Nobody!

Subaru Brat WTF Were you Thinking

The Subaru BRAT (an acronym for Bi-drive Recreational All-terrain Transporter) was the coupe utility version of the Subaru Leone from the 1970s. The BRAT was developed directly from the company's four-wheel drive station wagon model and was first introduced as a 1978 model.

American versions also had carpeting and welded-in rear-facing jumpseats in the cargo area—serving actually to circumvent a tariff known as the Chicken tax. Although the BRAT could fairly be called a truck, the plastic seats in the cargo bed allowed Subaru to classify the BRAT as a passenger car.

The BRAT was restyled in 1982 and the jumpseats were discontinued after the 1985 model year. The BRAT was introduced with a rise in popularity of small trucks being sold in the USA. Production continued into 1993 but ceased to be imported to North America in 1987. It was also known as the Brumby in Australia and the Subaru 284 in the UK. Imports to Europe, Australia, and New Zealand continued until February 1994. The BRAT was not sold in Japan and was manufactured for export markets.

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Wednesday, 28 December 2011 14:01

Sneezing Makes this Cute Kid Laugh

Written by The Super Geek

This cute kid laughing was so adorable I had to share it.Sneezing Makes Me Laugh

Please share it if it make you giggle too!


 

 

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Monday, 26 December 2011 11:34

Girl Tells Santa She Wants Dad Home From Iraq

Written by The Super Geek

Santa makes a girl's Christmas wish come true.

Girl Asks Santa for Dad for Christmas Wish

Sometimes toys aren't all kids want for Christmas. Watch as this Santa makes this little girl's Christmas wish a reality.

 

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Nothing says "I'm a Douche" more than being a dancer, making it to national TV, only to kick yourself in the head.

Moron Dancer Kicked Himself in the Head on National TV

Spandex Rhinestone Dance Outfit: $59.99

Plane Ticket to Hollywood: $249.00

Kicking yourself in the freaking head on TV: PRICELESS

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Tuesday, 20 December 2011 22:02

Internet Porn in the 1990's

Written by The Super Geek

This is what internet porn was in the 1990's

For those of you old enough to remember any of the following: a gopher site, WAIS, 127.0.0.1, Earthling, Netscape, Netcom, Compuserve, a BBS, or even AOL was, below is what was the precursor to what online porn was like.

Before DNS's or flash or even jpg images on a www were the original frontier of the internet was much different back in the 1990's than it is today.  The inception of domain names other than IP addresses or flash movies and especially HTLM5 even existed, there were ASCII images.

These images were images that were constructed of ASCII characters, or for the most part keyboard characters. The equivalent of playboy centerfolds constructed of typewriter characters. In the last 20 years the internet has changed quite a bit to allow the transfer of jpg images and swf or flv or even mp4 images or better yet, youtube.

Consider this a flashback to what the equivalent of what porn was 20 years ago, on the internet.

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Bon Jovi Death is an Internet Rumor.

Heaven Looks A Lot Like New Jersey 12/19/2011.

A Twitter post on 12/19/2011 allude to a heart attack and the death of NJ singer Jon Bon Jovi. The tweet turned out to be a rumor that was responded to with a post by, NJ Rocker himself, Jon Bon Jovi, stating:

"Heaven Looks a Lot Like New Jersey, Dec 19, 2011 6:00 PM."

Rock On Jon!

Jon Bon Jovi Death Is Internet Rumor

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Thursday, 15 December 2011 09:15

Facebook Timeline Available For Everyone

Written by The Super Geek

Facebook's Timeline is Now Available for All Facebook Users

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To activate timeline simply go to Facebook's official Timeline page and go to the bottom of the page & click the "Get It Now" button.

Once you activate it on your account you will to set up your options and will have a seven day period in which to review your settings before any of your friends or subscribers can see it unless you prefer to pull the trigger and activate it immediately. In which case you need to hit the "Publish Button" to make it available right away.

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Below are Some Baby Sloth

Try to look at all of the photos & the video & convince yourself that you don't want one.

All of this is in honor of The documentary called ‘Too Cute! Baby Sloths’ that premiers in the US on Animal Planet on December 17, 2011 at 8pm EST.


Cute baby sloth

Cute baby sloth

Cute baby sloth

Cute baby sloth

Cute baby sloth

Cute baby sloth

 

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Car Windows are to Dogs what Porn is to Boys

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As a proud owner of a dog, the biggest dichotomy is that blowing on your dogs face at 5 MPH is annoying, while them sticking their head out of a window at highway speeds is PURE BLISS.

 

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MIB 3 Men In Black 3 Returns to the Big Screen

MIB 3 Men In Black 3 Trailer - Relase Date Memorial Day 2012 Finally after a 10 year hiatus, since Men in Black 2 AKA MIB 2, Will Smith & Tommy Lee Jones are returning together as Agent Jay & Agent Kay to take on more aliens.

The original Men in Black was released back in 1997 with the sequel following 5 years later in 2002, the release of the 3rd installment of the series will be a full 10 years after the last episode. Fortunately director Barry Sonnenfeld has also returned which make me think that this film won't suck. Also leading me to believe that suckyness won't be a factor is the return of writer Lowell Cunningham who assisted in the first 2 movies to make them as funny as enjoyable as many people thought.

Below is the MIB 3 Men In Black 3 Trailer

 

 

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On November 11-2011 Anonymous, the organization responsible for taking down Scientology, and threatening to take down Facebook, has a message for the World.Anonymous:  A Message, From Occupy Wall Street to Occupy the World

Their message if for the 99% to unite, out voice big business and retake the world.

Behind there message may be a simple lesson:

If 99% own 62% of America's wealth, then removing the wealth from the hands of the Big Banks may remove the power from their reigning rule.

If American's Occupy Movement were to move funds from large Commercial Banks to Small Independent Credit Unions, then the power of capital would flow out of the hands of the people controlling it now and into the hands of the democracy.

The notion is similar to that brought forth during the gas crunch, go one week with out purchasing gas to squeese the large oil companies, or carpool 1 day a week to drop oil demand by over 10%.

 Transcription Below

 

Greetings citizens of the world. We are Anonymous. Since the occupation of Wall Street began we have been watching closely as countless people in cities around the world have taken to the streets in peaceful support of the movement. A show of support for a humanity free from the benefit of the few at the expense of the many. Free from corruption in our political and financial institutions, and free from the injustices caused by corporate personhood and the oppression of others. This is not the Arab Spring, Egypt, Greece, Tunisia, nor The American Autumn.
This, is mass global awakening.
The lies and corruptions that have attached themselves to our system like a parasite have been exposed.
A way to rid our world of this parasite uncovered.
The cure lies in all of us.
This is only the first wave of our brothers and sisters to awaken to the lies and corruptions taking place around them. You, my brothers and sisters bear the weight of carrying this message to the masses. You must continue to hold your ground and stand up to help educate others to these injustices. The practice of active non participation in the things we deem evil, peaceful protests, and large scale community education efforts are things each one of us can continue and teach others to help aid in the fight. This will assure us victory against tyranny in our world.
We have already seen signs of this process beginning to take hold. With the successful transfer of 4.5 billion dollars on Bank Transfer Day, and 690,000 new accounts created at credit unions in the U.S. alone, we have taken the first strike against the banks.
This will not be the last.
Occupy protests continue to grow despite the puppet media, who is bought and controlled by politicians and corporations continuing to lie about numbers involved in the protests. They have said there is no clear message and otherwise down played and belittled the protests as a whole. Yet our message has still gotten out.
Political and corporate backed entities continue to try to adopt and corrupt the movement. Trying to turn it into a tool for their own purposes, yet they fail.
Worse yet, incidents of police brutality and the revocation of the rights of our citizens are growing more common place. Corrupt elements hidden within police forces around the world have begun to inflict terror and beat the otherwise peaceful protestors into submission. Mayors, and governing officials in cities around the world have begun to send in their dogs in an effort to stamp out the growth of revolution. They have taken notice of our actions and they are scared!
These crimes against our citizens do not go unnoticed, and must not be allowed to quell our efforts in seeking freedom. We must maintain peaceful despite these atrocities and not feed into their efforts to bring us down to their lowly level of existence.
The instigators of these actions are unaware that they are defeating themselves, for we are already at the third act of the famous quote; "First they ignore you, then they ridicule you, then they fight you. then you win."
There has never been a more exciting time to be alive in all our lives.
It is important that we not be bored or let idle time pass, for the seeds of revolution against worldwide injustice have been sewn. Yet without enough nourishment they will not survive and grow to full fruition.
Citizens of the world, the power for change is in our hands. We must continue to expose the truth to the masses.
Know your own power; inform others of the immediate threat of corporations, banking institutions and the growing takeover of world governments. Maintain true to the foundations of the Occupy movement. Fight greed, corruption and corporate control of our democracy.
Continue to denounce the involvement of entities with political and financial affiliations in the movement. Express your free right to assemble via global, large scale peaceful protests.
Our efforts must not simply continue.
Our efforts must grow.Corrupt governments, police, corporations, banking institutions and those who oppress others. You cannot kill, or buy an idea.
You are the parasite, not our citizens who gather in peaceful protest against injustice in our world.
You are outnumbered, and surrounded.
The revolution has begun, and the end of your reign is near.
We will not stand for your atrocities and injustices any longer.
We are Bradley Manning, we are Scott Olsen. We are your brother, mother, and best friend.
We are people | We are free | We are one | We are Anonymous | We are legion | We do not forgive | We do not forget

You should have expected us!


 

 

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Friday, 18 November 2011 16:02

Illuminati Backwards

Written by The Super Geek

Illuminati Backwards

illuminati -> itanimulli

Want to have fun? Go take a look at itanimulli.com

It just may change the way you look at some things.

illuminati - itanimulli

 

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Thursday, 17 November 2011 15:56

VIDEO: Occupy Wall Street Moves to Union Square NY

Written by The Super Geek

Occupy Wall Street Moves to Union Square NY 11/17/2011 3:25 PM

Occupy Wall Street Moves to Union Square NY

 

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Monday, 14 November 2011 08:45

Blonde Fatally Shot by Killer Biscuit

Written by The Super Geek

Being Blonde & Being from California has some serious stereotypes attached to it...

... But you'd never image it could be this serious...

blonde shot by biscuit

KILLER BISCUITS WANTED FOR ATTEMPTED MURDER

(The actual AP Headline)

Blonde Shot By Killer Biscuit
Lisa Burnett, 23, a resident of San Diego, was visiting her in-laws. and while there went to a nearby supermarket to pick up some groceries. Several people noticed her sitting in her ear with the windows rolled up and and with eyes closed. with both hands behind the back of her head.

One customer who had been at the store for a while came concerned and walked over to the car. He noticed that Lisa's eyes were now open, and that hse looked very strange. He asked her of she was okay and Lisa replied that she'd been shot in the back of the head, and had been jioldinger her baind in for over an hour.

The man called the paramedics, who broke into the car because the doors were locked and Lisa refused to remove her hands fom her head. When they finally got in, they found that Lisa had a wad of bread dough on the back of her head... A Pillsbury biscuit canister had exploded from the heat, making a loud noise that sounded like a gunshot, and the wad of dough hit her in the back of her head. When she reached back to find out what it was, she felt the dough and thought that is was her brains.

She initially passed out, but quickly recovered and tried to hold her brains in for over an house until someone noticed and came to her aid.

Lisa is blonde.

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Politicians Should Not Be Stupid.

It is my belief that we need to begin screening our potential leaders and eliminate the ignorant ones before they can even begin to infect our country.

Politicians that (claim to or) believe in Biblical Creationism over Evolution should automatically be disqualified from campaigning based on grounds of stupidity & ignorance.

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