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Monday, 14 November 2011 08:45

Blonde Fatally Shot by Killer Biscuit

Written by The Super Geek

Being Blonde & Being from California has some serious stereotypes attached to it...

... But you'd never image it could be this serious...

blonde shot by biscuit

KILLER BISCUITS WANTED FOR ATTEMPTED MURDER

(The actual AP Headline)

Blonde Shot By Killer Biscuit
Lisa Burnett, 23, a resident of San Diego, was visiting her in-laws. and while there went to a nearby supermarket to pick up some groceries. Several people noticed her sitting in her ear with the windows rolled up and and with eyes closed. with both hands behind the back of her head.

One customer who had been at the store for a while came concerned and walked over to the car. He noticed that Lisa's eyes were now open, and that hse looked very strange. He asked her of she was okay and Lisa replied that she'd been shot in the back of the head, and had been jioldinger her baind in for over an hour.

The man called the paramedics, who broke into the car because the doors were locked and Lisa refused to remove her hands fom her head. When they finally got in, they found that Lisa had a wad of bread dough on the back of her head... A Pillsbury biscuit canister had exploded from the heat, making a loud noise that sounded like a gunshot, and the wad of dough hit her in the back of her head. When she reached back to find out what it was, she felt the dough and thought that is was her brains.

She initially passed out, but quickly recovered and tried to hold her brains in for over an house until someone noticed and came to her aid.

Lisa is blonde.

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Friday, 08 October 2010 16:41

Dead Alive or Animitronic?

Written by The Super Geek

OK, this guy is:

A) Alive

B) Dead

C) Animitronic

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Thursday, 30 September 2010 05:09

Top 4 Slingshot Fail Videos

Written by The Super Geek

Sometimes human catastrophe is funny stuff, it is even funnier when there is a slingshot involved.

Here are some examples of Human + Slingshot = Stupid

#4 Getting Punched in the Nuts Sucks - The Slingshot Version is Worse

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Friday, 24 September 2010 04:37

West Virgina Girls

Written by The Super Geek

They May not be from California

They May not have sexual relations outside of the family

They may not be easy to look at...

...but they are undeniably from West Virginia & They are Girls

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This Brave Little Snail Rode a Car Hood for 5 Miles at Speeds up to 50 MPH without falling off.

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Friday, 09 July 2010 00:56

Reuse, Reduce, Recycle - But Do Not Reuse

Written by The Super Geek

I'm getting a little bit of a mixed signal here.Reuse, Reduce, Recycle - But Do Not Reuse

 

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Thursday, 08 July 2010 03:17

Ralph Macchio Trailer Wax On, F@ck Off

Written by The Super Geek

Ralph Macchio Returns in this Wax on F@ck Off Movie Trailer about being a washed up nobody.

Ralph Macchio Movie TrailerEveryone love an actor with a sense of humor about themselves.

Ralph Macchio nails this one on the head in this movie trailer where his friends, family & even strangers try to help him get back his Mojo by suggesting he do what famous people do: Drugs, Make Sex Tapes and Get on the front page!

 

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Friday, 26 March 2010 03:14

VIDEO: The New York WTF of the Day

Written by The Super Geek

And now for today's New York WTF of the day!

Penn Station actually allows this street performer guy to play this crap, on a regular basis. This has to be the suckiest performer EVER!


If he is lucky he may be able to hire a chiropractor to fix that wicked neck-back-posture issue.

 

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